The military is hard up for new recruits. It’s no secret, but we were still stunned by this billboard in the Bronx featuring a guy crowd surfing at a show under the message, “This moment brought to you by the U.S. Navy.” In small text, it reads, “It is not for ourselves alone that we serve.” While we don’t support using party photos to lure naive persons into battle, we will suggest one improvement for: Ditch the stock photo and get with Moshzilla, the internet’s most famous skanking party monster. We even made a mock-up for you all.