Globe global domination is tougher than it looks, as the Original Villains learn in their first full episode.

As though Earth wasn’t enough to conquer, two thirds of all super villains have serious drug addictions too. We made that number up, but if the Original Villains new trailer means anything, it’s plausible. Super villainy is more than getting high, making beats and kicking in doors. It’s even grimier than we thought before.

From Suckadelic, the producer of such seminal albums as Star Wars Breakbeats and Sauron Speaks: Fat Beats From The Dark Tower comes the Original Villains Network. Suckadelic’s bootleg action figures come to life in videos on “all the evil Sci-Fi porn action figure hip hop dirtbag shit we love.” Forget the pig – 2007 might well be the year of the Sucklord.