The Real World, MTV’s reality series about self-absorbed, drunken twenty-somethings having sex with each other, is filming the next season here in Brooklyn. No word on what neighborhood the network will stick them in, but we’ll be surprised if it’s anywhere besides Williamsburg. We’d like to suggest they relocate to Governors Island. It’s only a quarter mile from Brooklyn and offers the cast and locals a little more protection from one another. [Gothamist] (Mugshot is of a former Real World star arrested for assaulting a horse.)