All you really need to know about 105 Riv, the new club in the Hotel on Rivington, is that they have a velvet rope and a strict door policy, which the Times calls “curation”. “It doesn’t get too Wall Street or thugged out and it’s not random people from off the street.” We would go into more detail but we’re too preoccupied by the photo in the Times. Either this guy is having a terrible high or he just saw the bill for a pop rocks cocktail. What is wrong with him?

Photo by Annie Tritt for The New York Times.