We regularly receive emails asking to buy some of the cool stuff featured on Razor Apple. Unfortunately for everyone fiending over DQM x Trackstar track bikes and masked hoodies, we don’t sell them.

Another thing we don’t sell is billboards, as in the giant advertisements found all over the city, yet each week we get a couple requests. The latest comes from Mr. Ken, a California businessman with companies in West Africa:

HELLO
I AM MR KEN FROM CALIFORNIA AND I WILL LIKE TO KNOW WEATHER YOU DO CARRY BILLBOARD AND IF YOU DO CARRY THAT REPLY ME BACK SO THAT I CAN LET YOU KNOW THE TYPE, SIZE, QUANTITY I AM INTEREST IN PURCHASING.. ONCE AGAIN I WILL LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM SHIPPING THE BILLBOARD TO ONE OF MY COMPANIES IN WEST AFRICA AND I AM GOING TO HANDLE THE SHIPPING CHARGES…HOPE TO HEAR FROM U SOON…

Perhaps these would-be fake check scammers would have more luck if they tried buying things that were actually for sale. Try harder guys.

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