Sponsorships got you down? Lackluster branding no longer giving you the thrill it once did? Psyched to join the revolution . . . the shopping revolution? Did the murky stench of corporate advertising upset the partygoers at your last soiree? Confused about which big business best correlates with your lifestyle? Can’t get rid of those greasy stains since that last meeting with the major label A&R rep? Want to sell out, but not quite sure where to turn?

Well, the good people behind Unmarketable: Brandalism, Copyfighting, Mocketing, and the Erosion of Integrity can help: Just attend this focus group now forming in your area. Also, be sure not to miss our exciting co-promotional opportunities listed below.

7 p.m. November 14
Brooklyn, NY
Ad Hoc Arts
49 Bogart Street Unit 1G, Buzzer 22
http://adhocart.org)
Slide talk with guest presenters Steve Lambert, Josh MacPhee

(And, if you want to do some traveling outside of the city, please check www.punkplanet.com/anne_elizabeth_moore/blog for other New York dates and related events.)