Dash Max Snow’s New Girlfriend: Mary-Kate Olsen

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It seems Max Snow Dash Snow has found a new lady friend in Mary-Kate Olsen. We don’t see his attraction. Mary-Kate’s acting has sucked ever since “The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley: The Case of the U.S. Space Camp Mission.” However, we’re sure they have a few common interests. It’s not hard to imagine their agitated conversation continuing well after the sun has come up.

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Photos via Splash News Online.

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Edit: On closer inspection Dash Snow is not dating Mary-Kate Olsen. It’s doubtful Mary-Kate could handle a dude who plays “The Revolution Will Not Be Televised” at parties and threatens to pee on the incensed party-goers.

6 Responses to “Dash Max Snow’s New Girlfriend: Mary-Kate Olsen”

  1. Max is Dash’s brother. They also have a sister named Caroline! Check your facts!

    By Maja on October 18th, 2006 at 6:06 am
  2. dash snow is max snows brother, that’s max snow..he’s a lowlife hipster who waistes the money that he inherited and didn’t earn. he’s also had a bad history with drugs and has been to rehab on multiple occasions. i’m pretty sure that he was sent away from nyc for a very long time to “rehabilite”

    By snoop on November 7th, 2006 at 9:45 pm
  3. so one of the others who posted before me, if not both went to high school with Max. I did too. What does it matter what you think about his possible drug problems, or how he spends his money. Are there blogs about how you talk shit about other people? Let pther be.

    By jess on December 9th, 2006 at 9:17 pm
  4. so one of the others who posted before me, if not both went to high school with Max. I did too. What does it matter what you think about his possible drug problems, or how he spends his money. Are there blogs about how you talk shit about other people? Let others be.

    By jess on December 9th, 2006 at 9:18 pm
  5. is this jesse M from Hebron? sounds like it

    By ken on December 11th, 2006 at 10:59 am
  6. whatever the .. ppl can do what they like who are you to judge we all have our vices is the man who beats his kids and wife and better then the one who sniffs coke .. fuck u guys leave mary kate alone and let max or dash or whoever the fuck live life as they want 2
    (this is directed at the publishers of the article not the posters)

    By goergoe on June 5th, 2007 at 9:38 pm

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