Just a reminder: today is the final day to sign up for Street Wars, a 3 week long, 24/7, watergun assassination tournament. At the start of the game on September 25, you’ll receive a file on your first target with their name, photo, and contact info. Using any means possible, you will hunt down your target and shoot them with water. After a successful hit, your victim will hand over the info on their target, and your hunt continues. Money, power and respect are awarded to the last player standing. Of course assassins need time off to recuperate and hone their craft, so the city block of your workplace as well as buses, bus stops and bars will be safe zones.

Unfortunately for Street Wars assassins, one of our associates has never needed structured competitions and cash incentives to soak friends and enemies. Razor Apple is sponsoring his effort to soak Street Wars assassins with several hundred biodegradable water balloons and a launcher, among other accoutrements. It doesn’t matter that his rogue attacks won’t count. The pleasure of salting your game is enough.

Photo by Darryl Bush, San Francisco Chronicle.