Introducing M.C. Problem Child

Being rich ain’t easy. The New York Times runs an article on Harrison Schneider, a Long Island-dwelling, aspiring emcee, also known as Problem Child. With the $30,000 of studio equipment in his bedroom and $100,000 of his parent’s money backing an album, Schneider ironically attacks the privileges and accouterments of wealth that characterize his suburban lifestyle. Proving the existence of a New York state of mind, Schneider can actually be “more ‘city’ in the suburbs than in the actual city.”

Since 2004, when he innocently professed, “I’m about the real spirit of hip-hop, not about money, ho’s, cars and clothes” Schneider’s outlook has grown into a more modern focus on “anything that involves organzed crime, women…or shiny objects.” Unfortunately, samples of Schneider’s work are unavailable for review.
Previously, Schneider extolled the evils of money (“Money is the root of all evil”), recounted clashes with other rich kids (“I wear baggy jeans and sometimes bandanas. These kids in BMWs their daddies bought them tried to intimidate me.”), and had an apparent identity crisis at the age of 13, claiming he was African American.
As Schneider attempts to succeed as M.C. Problem Child, we refer to the words of Ice-T: “Real gangsters don’t tell what they do, they just do what they got to.”


This kid is either funny or really sad
By CoNT on August 8th, 2006 at 12:02 pmthis kid is a total ass. mommyand daddy cant buy respect but they apparently can buy anything this fag wants.. he is not gangsta at all..i hope someone from longisland kicks his bitch ass all over the state/ if he wants to be a rapper he should go to jamaica or hempstead and start battling..then you will see how long his gay ass lasts. im gonna be pissed if he actually gets airtime ..mc problem child you are a complete dousche and i hope someone shoots you while you drive your 325 that mommy let you borrow. but i guess mommy and daddy will be the dr. operating on you so maybe you;ll live fag
By zman on September 4th, 2006 at 4:59 pmHey zman ya sound pretty dam jealous. hear the kid out and stop haten, I recently caught him at an open mic at the cutting room. he got it goin on. as a matter of fact he did start out in jamaica battling at in da streetz studio. and if ya are from jamaica ask bout him. dont be haten on his mom & pop either just cause they got some bucks, just tell your dumb ass folks to get a fucken JOB………….fool.
By Big Al on September 28th, 2006 at 8:36 pmThis kid is legit. I was at the open mic night as well. As for you zman you have no idea what you are talking about. Here’s some advice…never judge a book by it’s cover or a man by his wealth. Judge when you hear the music bitch.
By punkinmonkeys on October 11th, 2006 at 2:59 pmi dun like this bitch straight up hes wack…and dont kno shit….thas why i ripped him..im an M.C. and i got no respect for the rich bitch…
By Technique on April 28th, 2007 at 4:30 pmcheck it http://www.myspace.com/thekidtech
-Tech-
He’s well cute, come to UK, do a gig , I’ll meet u aferwards and seriously do your cute arse!!!!!!!
By Horatio on June 25th, 2007 at 10:21 amthis kid is a horrible rapper. The people that feel him do not know the first thing about hip-hop or music in general. My cousin has a legitiment relationship with irv and chris gotti and word is the only reason black child or any of them fucked w him in the first place is because they thought they could cake off of him, which they probably could seeing how he is from great neck. Nonetheless, this kid is a horrible, whiteboy-sounding, wack, undeliverable rapper. He ain’t even a rapper. so whoever feels his shit, you are the typoe of people who are souring this music industry.
By Patrick on August 31st, 2007 at 3:43 amPatrick you are right dude i agree.
By speechz on August 31st, 2007 at 3:45 amPatrick, I really don’t think you ever heard Problem, so stop ya shit, as for this guy Black Child who the fuck is he, is he supposed to be famous or something………..lol
By Malone on September 24th, 2007 at 9:43 amThe last time Black did anything with Problem Child was 4 years ago, Now lets see!
By Lorenzo on September 27th, 2007 at 9:47 amProblem is about 17 now. Lets stick with the current not the past. Everyone please comment on what you know! Not what you think you know.
i just heard some of this dude’s shit. He’s fuckin wack yo
By wubanga107 on October 23rd, 2007 at 1:55 ami heard this boy sing and he is fucking horrible
By Zachia on November 13th, 2007 at 11:18 pmYo. This kid was at my little brother’s party giving out bananas and oranges. Wild
By Wizzle on November 15th, 2007 at 12:29 amTotal Bad Boy, Love him:D:D
By Merlin on December 2nd, 2007 at 9:15 amthis kid is sooo fucking wack ugh is he serious? there are so many ill rappers that deserve shine not him
By Juicce87 on December 14th, 2007 at 6:13 amYeah, but he’s got a sweet f*cK!n’ hair cut!
By Jerseyboy on March 29th, 2008 at 5:38 am